Unfortunately, this morning my child was standing about a centimeter away from my face smiling and asking for "dinner".
Initial reactions from Mommy:
2. Maybe if I act like I am still sleeping, she will go back to bed.
4. What are you, stupid? It's called breakfast!
5. Did I really just think that about my kid? Oh wait, THIS.IS.NOT.HAPPENING!
For the love of pete, Margot has been getting up at o'dark thirty the last month. Ben and I have just about had it, frankly. We have tried everything - black out shades, later bed time, earlier bed time, running her extensively before bed.... we are drawing a blank. I am getting this horrible feeling that she is going to be a super duper morning person like my Mom, who thinks it is "fun" to get up at 5am. I know I don't have much room to bitch here since Margot has always been a good sleeper, but I am so tired today my eyes are crossed. Any ideas for us?