Yesterday, about 2pm:
Voice: "Hello, may I speak to Margaret?"
Me: "I'm sorry, who?" "Are you trying to reach MARGOT?"
Voice: "Oh, yes, um, can I talk to Margot?"
Me: "No, she is only 2 years old. This is her mother, who never in a million years thought anyone with two brain cells would mispronounce the name Margot."